Wizard rewind May 2003
Welcome back for another edition of Wizard Rewind. Each month, I want to take a look back at a random issue of Wizard Magazine. So let’s review what was being talked about and what was Hot all those years ago. Specifically, the Wizard Top 10 to see how those books are doing today. To better understand the market, we should have some idea of our history.
So with that in mind, before I dive into the Top 10 from May 2003, let me set the stage and bring you back 16 years ago. So let’s all take a trip together back in the day…
Ok, so it’s May 2003. ITunes had just been released to the world a few days before the month began, George W. Bush was telling us that the Mission was Accomplished in Iraq from the deck of an aircraft carrier for some reason, the legendary Robert Stack passed away, and Angelina Jolie divorces Billy Bob. I’m sure she regretted that tattoo.
And what did they do with those vials of blood they wore as necklaces after the divorce?
The first week of May brought an end to 9 weeks atop the Billboard Charts for 50 Cent’s In Da Club. He was replaced for a couple weeks by the reggae gibberish of Sean Paul’s Get Busy. I still only have a vague idea of what he was saying. Fitty would eventually retake the top spot with his follow up, 21 Questions featuring Nate Dogg.
Over on television, America’s next Top Model debuts.And Season 2 of American Idol wraps up with Ruben Studdard beating Clay Aiken. What I find amusing is that these two had a Christmas special on Broadway, just last year. Sure Clay looks a bit like a retired Elf on the Shelf and I thought Ruben was Uncle Phil for a minute, but those are some sweet X-Mas suits.
Still on the small screen, CSI was still topping the charts, while the penultimate season of Friends wrapping up with Joey and Rachel kissing.
Yeah that one is still weird to me. I know a lot of people liked Joey and Rachel together, but it just seemed weird to me. While you were at home Whooping it up, all I could see was this…(after Jedi of course)
May 2003 was a big month at the box office. We had 3 huge hits. To start off the month we had X2 the X-men sequel that was probably the best of that 1st trilogy. It opened to over $85 million on its way to a $214 million finish. That Wolverine/Deathstrike fight was really cool. When she had him pinned to that grate and was just furiously stabbing him in the back. Awesome.
That was soon followed by the $91 million opening of the Matrix Reloaded. I am personally not a big fan of the Matrix Sequels. They seemed forced and a hodge-podge of ideas thrown together. Like we have to tell them something. Let’s just make it as bigger and bigger and we’ll work in some deep ideas and fortune cookie philosophy, yeah, and Superman stuff, oh yeah, and what were we talking about? But I did enjoy that highway fight with the Albino Twins. Especially that samurai bit with Morpheus.
And finally the month was closed out with a smaller $70 million opening from Finding Nemo. But big openings don’t always mean the biggest returns, as this kept plugging away until it wrapped at nearly $340 million. Making it the biggest animated movie of all time (at the time).
So does it feel like 2003 yet? No, okay how about one more little gem released that month? The Shape of Things.
Most people won’t know this little flick from Neil LaBute. It was based on a play of the same name he’d written a couple of years before. This film adaptation doesn’t get the recognition it deserves. This came a few years and a few movies after he hit the film scene with In the Company of Men. That movie was pretty messed up, with its depiction of how 2 business executives treat of a woman they target for some misogynistic revenge. Pretty sure that film would not play very well in today’s climate. But The Shape of Things could be seen as that film’s opposing companion piece.
The always excellent Rachel Weisz was especially effective in her role. Her unapologetic indifference to what went down was downright chilling. And Paul Rudd’s heartbreaking turn as an everyday schlub in this film was some of his best work. This film is well worth a 96 min investment of your time, as it’s a great old school indie flick that will stick with you long after the credits roll.
Ok, even though it’s 2003 in your mind now, please un-pop that collar, I still can’t condone it. But feel free to rock your crooked fedora covering up your faux hawk, in your baggy khaki’s and Nike Dunk SB ’s and let’s crack open this month’s Wizard.
This issue was obviously not released in May as it was focused a lot around April Fool’s Day. There was an entire feature highlighting some glorious nonsense from the funny pages we read each month.
How can you not get excited by Nike Air Godzilla? I mean so much about this makes no sense. Sure the Wizard caption correctly asks, “Where’d Godzilla get those high-tops?” But what about the giant basketball and backboard? And who taught Godzilla to ball? And why Charles Barkley? Maybe Netflix will give us these answers adapting this as part of their Dark Horse 1st look deal.
Up next we had a panel from the Spawn/Batman crossover. I’m not gonna pretend that I’ve liked anything Frank Miller has written since Sin City. I just can’t. It just seems so stiff and unnatural. I mean, Wizard points out how many times Batman calls Spawn “punk”, but what about the fact that he used “finished” 3 times in the same panel. “You’re finished. Just look at you, you’re finished.” And “You’re the one who’s finished.” Guess what fellas, I’m the one who’s finished. Finished reading that silly crossover.
And finally, I don’t know what else to say about this next excerpt, except that it reminds me of Airplane!
Anyway, it’s about time we dive right into that Top 10.
Before we wrap up this month’s look back, let’s dive into some more features from this issue. Apart from the Top 10 list, Wizard also offered a lot of other features. But as noted before, a lot of the content was April Fool’s day joke related stuff.
But one small column that caught my eye when flipping through the pages of 2003 was Wizard’s casting speculation on who would be the new Superman. This was at a time when Josh Hartnett was the go-to name of the day and he had opted out of contention. So Wizard tossed out a half dozen picks of their own:
Seriously, Paul Walker? Victor Webster? Half of their picks were soap opera alums. And Joe Millionaire isn’t even a real person. Brendan Fraser? Meh. Not wowed. I like Matt Bomer but not seeing Supes. And Jude Law is more of a Lex than a Clark. But at least we didn’t get a long haired Nicholas Cage in the cape.
I’m more amused by the New Kid on the Ock headline for Alfred Molina being cast as the Spider-Man 2 villain. I really liked Molina in that role, but to me he’ll always be the guy who tried to screw Indy over.
So anyway, moving on. One of my favorite things to do these days is my own version of the Casting Call feature. Unfortunately, they didn’t do casting Calls forever and this issue didn’t have one. But what it did have was a fake mock-up movie poster for a G.I. Joe movie. So I decided to go off of this.
So I’ll have to guess based on the painting and the credits on this poster that their roster would have been:
- Viggo Mortensen as Duke
- Jennifer Garner as Scarlett
- Michael Clarke Duncan as Roadblock
- Famke Janssen as Baroness
- Bill Paxton as General Hawk
- Ray Park as Snake Eyes
- And Gary Oldman as Cobra Commander
- Directed by Ridley Scott
Not bad. Especially for the time. But I think we can do better. And I know we can do better than the Channing Tatum/Marlon Wayans nonsense. I mean seriously, Joseph Gordon Levitt as Cobra Commander?
So once again, just for fun, let me give try and see what I can come up with to cast this movie today. So with that, this is my pitch to cast a G.I. Joe movie today without any regard to logic, budget, or star power.
Ok, I realize I got a bit carried away with this Casting Call, but I love this cast and I love G.I. Joe. I would absolutely pay to see this movie. The previous incarnations didn’t set the bar that high after all.
But I would have this Directed by the Russo Brothers. Yes, I know it’s MCU heavy, but they did it right as far as I’m concerned. They’ve shown they can handle a large cast and give individual moments to each character. And yes my cast is quite large.
One more feature I want to take a deeper look at is a newer feature that appeared in later issues of Wizard, and that was Making the Grade. Here they featured graded books and even had a quick one page Price guide for slabs.
It was obviously just a cursory glance at the graded market, but they did have an interesting sub-feature called Best Buys where they pointed out what they thought were undervalued books. So 16 years later, let’s see how right they were.
The Wizard write up mentioned something about Earth Day, but I don’t really see the importance of this issue. That said the price held pretty well all things considered. But it’s still at a loss after 16 years so I’m calling it. Thumbs down.
Wizard Guide Value: $261.00
So this is a tough to find book and not cheap. How many people actually cut out the bar codes and mailed away for this book? That said, this was a big win and makes up for any misses. That’s a sweet thumbs up.
Wizard Guide Value: $178.00
This book again. Just can’t escape it. Oh wow a 10.0… I really don’t care. It’s still dollar bin fodder. Two big thumbs down.
Wizard Guide Value: $260.00
This must have been at the height of Affleck/Daredevil and the Elektra solo movie. It’s come down quite a bit. Still a great book. So this is a reluctant Thumbs down, but it may not hit those highs again any time soon.
Wizard Guide Value: $700.00
One point I’d like you all to take from this is that not everything appreciates with time. Look at how 16 years has affected some of these books. It’s not always for the better, so keep that in mind. Not everything is a safe bet.
Ok so that’s another month in the books. Hopefully, you enjoy reading these as much as I enjoy looking back to the past. Again I apologize for getting carried away with the G.I. Joe casting. Thanks for your time for those that made it this far, and once again, I leave you with these familiar words of wisdom.
“If you do not know where you come from, then you don't know where you are, and if you don't know where you are, then you don't know where you're going. And if you don't know where you're going, you're probably going wrong.” ― Terry Pratchett
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