The Reading Pile #24
Be Gloop Meka Mu, boys and girls! Perhaps you can see from the image above that I was bonkers about Old Lady Harley this week. Keep perusing as the eternal question, “Is it worth your time?” will be answered in The Reading Pile right now!
Blind pick up, though of course Andy Tomberlin covered it here. I usually enjoy Aftershock books on some level. Book looks good. Aftershock gets good artists. Let’s get into the content, soooooo here we go.
Strong (ha) start: Insurance company adjuster, Michael Grey, saves a drowning child after a bridge accident. Uh, he seems to have some abilities.
Second act we are introduced to the Stronghold: a sort of place, I think, where folks with powers embrace a brotherhood and hone their skills. An estranged daughter, named Claire, does battle with her mother and is soon reunited with her father.
Weird, Grey has a therapist who is Claire’s mother and later he receives a package from Claire, herself. Obviously, Stronghold is keeping an eye on him.
Things get complicated at this point, so I’m going bullet list:
- Grey asks Claire out on a date; Mom doesn’t approve.
- The two get stuck on a rail train in St. Louis and Claire leads them, walking, to an abandoned building. Cough, premeditated, cough.
- Claire reveals that the Stronghold believes Grey may be a divine being that holds the balance of the world in order.
- Grey thinks she’s crazy, Claire isn’t so sure of these claims herself. So she has invited a biker gang to attack them.
- Grey dismantles said gang effortlessly and with the brutality of someone not of this world.
Lots of detail I’m leaving out, in case you want to read the book. Story is cinematic in scope, but that’s not to say I loved this. There were things I liked and things that annoyed me. Still, I gots to recognize the storytelling craft of this book. 3.5
That Jason Aaron can really spin a yarn, I tells ya. Here we have Conan at 17, who had been caught trying to steal gold. In THIS village that’s a crime punishable by death by hanging. There’s more than one act of nature that helps Conan cheat death and anyone who read the last issue knew the child servants of the Crimson Witch would show up at the end. I’ve read somewhere that Aaron’s Conan is a lot like his Thor title, only much more violent. I agree it’s a lot more violent. This was a fun read and it's totally worth your time. 4/5
- Mind Chip nonsense that introduces us to Colonel Kraken at the Kraken barrel.
- Harley beating the crap out of ANYTHING that reminds her of Mistah’ J in a flashback.
- Old Man Lobo
- Lobo and Harley romanticizing: the couple we never knew we wanted, but it makes perfect sense.
- Lobo is the mayor of Las Vegas
- Naked stripper aliens, “Be Gloop Meka Mu, Big Boy.”
- A journey to New Atlantis, where it is believed the remains of the Joker have been buried.
- Atlantean hipsters.
- Wow, Joker fish!
- Finally, Old Lady Harley comes face to face with Old Man Joker.
So this issue was awesome: a near perfect combination of humor and adventure. I dare you to read it and not laugh your ass off. 4/5
Two Old Lady Harley reviews in one issue? Had to do it y’all. I've enjoyed the series that much; I particularly liked issues 3 & 4. I'm sure everyone knows about the heat on this issue. It went from all of the regular priced copies drying up on day of release and now the $10-20 copies are getting a bit scarce, too. I was a little worried the issue would be disappointing: a journey that’s better than the destination type thing, but boy was I wrong.
I'm not going to go too in depth here, but a Harley/Joker kid is NOT what I was expecting here. Bravo, DC Comics, for surprising me. This was good and I thought the story could maybe even have benefitted from an even more dramatic take on it. You know, write a psychotic type Harley Quinn like the one going on in Heroes in Crisis. People tend to hate the way she is written in her regular series as it is fairly light weight and based in humor. But those are her origins in the Batman Animated Series, so I don't necessarily have an issue with it. This series, which struck a really nice balance of adventure and humor shows it can be done right, but it's hard to do. The elements aligned here and we got a story I really enjoyed and possibly one that garners some respect and further interest in the future. 4/5
Here are my reviews of the other issues if you're interested:
- Old Lady Harley 1
- Old Lady Harley 2 – this was the only weak issue in the series, in my opinion.
- Old Lady Harley 3
Now on to some stuff I wasn't so crazy about.
That's it for this issue. Thanks for reading, be good to each other and read some comics.